"It's Giuliani Time" Clock
We're having a fire sale of epic proportions. Never before in the history of Pure Products have we offered a NEW product at such hard to beat prices.
For a limited time only, this rigidly meticulous clock can be yours for the incredible price of $69.11. You read right. This clock could be keeping pain staking time on your wall for the kind of savings even a Swiss watchmaker would admire.
Time's running out!
Signed, limited edition of 25. $69.11 plus $10 shipping & handling